We would be safe inside the Justice Building by now, if I hadn’t stopped, if I hadn’t left my flowers. Instead, from the deep shade of the verandah, we see the whole thing. A pair of peacekeepers dragging the old man who whistled to the top of the steps. Forcing him to his knees before the crowd. And putting a bullet through his head.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
my aunt was like “are you guys up for popsicles?” and my brother said “yeah i’m down” but my aunt didn’t know what that meant so she was like “i’m sorry you’re feeling depressed”
When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"